First, an errata. I was very confused about where we spent our last night and in fairness, it was confusing. Our last night was in a Brussels airport hotel, to get an early-morning flight to Amsterdam, there to fly to Detroit. We did not have a connecting flight in Paris.
However, the confusing thing happening during maybe like four hours of sleep is that our Amsterdam-to-Detroit flight got delayed. And by several hours, too, enough that the airline asked if we wanted to rebook on a later Brussels-to-Amsterdam flight. Not, by the way, one late enough that we could have stayed in De Panne anyway, so at least that irony ball didn't get kicked into our stomachs.
Since they sent it overnight, though, and I woke at the first beep of my alarm I was in the shower and cleaning myself before
bunnyhugger could check her e-mail and find out this. She was of course happy to get a bonus four or whatever hours of sleep and accepted the rebooking, and then her computer started doing something cursed about mailing us new boarding passes. We went back to sleep and trusted things would be sorted out by our second awakening.
They were not, but we were now late enough in the day we could stuff ourselves at the breakfast buffet, and let me just say a word about having lots of cheese for breakfast. That word is yes. I was a little worried we'd be able to find the gathering point for the hotel shuttle --- several hotels share the same spot, and the night before we'd been dropped off at the hotel entrance --- and then remembered, oh yeah, it'll be the place everybody is walking to. So it was.
The Brussels airport delighted us by having one of those clicky split-flap schedule boards. (Partly. While city destinations and their times are split-flaps, the airline and flight numbers are flat-screen TVs.) We couldn't get boarding passes printed at the automated booth and, dreading the long line at our airline's ticket booth, went to the airline that was code-sharing this flight. They sent us back to the first airline. The line moved faster than we feared, except that somehow the parties right ahead of us had long, confusing questions and didn't seem to want to leave when their business was done.
Our own business was a bit baffling, and it took a couple rounds of explaining what happened before we got through. But we did, and I got boarding passes for the Brussels-to-Amsterdam leg and the Amsterdam-to-Detroit leg.
bunnyhugger got a boarding pass for Brussels-to-Amsterdam and the instruction to talk with the boarding agent in Amsterdam. She was not happy with the Flightmare-ish thought of having been handed a ``go be someone else's problem'' ticket.
We got to Amsterdam with a bit over an hour to get from one gate to another and sort out
bunnyhugger's ticket issue. Unfortunately the first two customer service desks we went to weren't able to help or even necessarily understand what we were talking about, and we were sent on to the gate. By the time we got there they were already starting boarding for the many, many zones ahead of whatever we might be in. And so there was a wall of air travellers between us and the gate. I grabbed
bunnyhugger and plunged through, going up to the side of the counter and hoping anyone there spoke English For A Confusing Situation.
But they did, and were able to issue her a boarding pass. Better, one right next to me. Now we just had to wait the eighteen hours it would take for all 53 boarding pass zones ahead of us to get called, and we could step onto the plane with nothing to stop us from getting home.
Stopping us from getting home is that when
bunnyhugger showed her boarding pass and passport security told her to stay there until they something something something. (While I'd had no problem I stayed there to see what fresh nonsense this would be.) Security would later call it a random screening and yeah, she had to do the thing where they rub a cotton swab over her clothes and put it in a sensor. This would take roughly forever and I can only hope nobody else on the plane thought we were to blame for the delay.
Anyway. We got on our flight. We got our seats. We had places to put our carry-on. All that could possibly go wrong is if they lost our luggage between everything weird going on, particularly
bunnyhugger's bag.
On the flight home I got around to seeing A League Of Their Own, which turns out is a good movie even when you watch the whole thing instead of catching pieces on cable, and The Day The Earth Blew Up, which turned out to be a good movie I'm sorry Warner Brothers decided not to release, and Paddington In Peru which charmed me throughout and made me wonder if the other Paddington movies are any good, and also I forget what the other was. I know Wicked Part One was one of the movies I watched on the flight out so I didn't watch that again.
bunnyhugger meanwhile mostly remembers watching this documentary loosely about trying to save a dying record store but mostly about the documentarian putting together all the projects he never finished after his early promise as a documentarian. This also led to
bunnyhugger asking me what's with this Uncle Floyd guy and I have to admit, never really watched him, sorry.
We got to Detroit, and took our time getting off the plane and all so we could avoid waiting in line at the ICE concentration camp tryouts. By the time we got through, our flight's luggage was disgorging onto the conveyor belt. We just had to wait for it to roll out.
Yup, just had to wait for it to roll out.
Aaaaany time now, it'd surely roll out.
Yup, surely our luggage would be in the next batch to come --- all right, this is nonsense.
Playing a hunch, I went to the next carousel over from the one that the baggage claim said our luggage would be on, and that all the Amsterdam-tagged bags were coming up on, and there we were, our bags, safe and sound. They've done this before with my bags for some reason.
But. There was no nonsense getting to our car, or paying for however long we spent parked, or driving home, or stopping to get the biggest pops Speedway is allowed by law to sell, we sincerely thought. We got home safe and sound and that was the close of our European Vacation.
And now, the close of --- wait, yeah, there is another close happening here. All right. The close of my pictures of Marvin's from our September visit. There's three more rounds of these to come!
Once again the Identification Medals stamp machine. I think this time it was working.
Posters from many old nickelodeon coin-op movies. Also hey, notice that Mickey Mouse's Chocolate Factory poster in the lower right? Computer, enhance.
OK so it's all charming little bits of nonsense featuring your classic Disney characters except they're gathering up turtles and dipping them in chocolate to send out to be eaten. You notice that, right? Anyway Thumper's breaking walnuts open which is cute but I bet hurts.
That comic foreground is up way too high for anyone to take pictures through it.
Can't ever see enough of those Carter The Great posters, really.
And the vintage reproduction horses that a terribly old sign suggests might be for sale, but it's hard to imagine anyone buying it. Anyway the horse on the upper right has some kind of vein problem. Probably shouldn't fly commercial.
Trivia: Over 150 miles of drainage structures were built under the land which would become Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport in 1920. Source: Naked Airport: A Cultural History of the World's Most Revolutionary Structure, Alastair Gordon.
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PS: What's Going On In Popeye (Sundays)? Wait, Brutus is in Popeye? April - July 2025 and my humor blog can start being about things that aren't Popeye again! Wait, why do I want that? Popeye's great.