Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

I see that the movie SNSMY OW TEE STATS is on television tonight. At least that's what the opening credits said.[*] Clear as day. Saw the credits and started trying to figure out how to pronounce "SNSMY" ...

*mutter*mutter*silly people who think 'Σ' looks like "a fancy 'E'"*grumble*idjits*mutter*

[*] (Or maybe "SNSMY OF THE STATS" if I'm being generous and take the presence of the Roman 'S' and 'A' to mean I should interpret 'H' and 'F' as Roman letters as well instead of Eta and Digamma ... but a sigma is a sigma, dammit. My eye sees one of those, my brain sticks in an ess sound.)