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"It's all about sex, all this super-power thing, it's all about men gettin' women. That's basically what it's about. Y'know, if you ever ask a guy what super-powers he wants, he says, 'x-ray vision'. So he can see through girls' clothes -- that's what they want. But of course in reality if you had x-ray vision, you would just see skeletons. [unintelligible] And guys want invisibility powers as well; it's like, 'Oh, well I'd like to be invisible to watch girls take off their clothes.'

"See, listen: if you're a man and you want to see girls without clothes, you don't need to be Superman; you need to be Courtesy Man, [pause for audience reaction] Polite Man, maybe Have-A-Job Man ... Brush-Your-Damn-Teeth Man. You want to see a naked girl, you have to be Look-Like-You're-Listening-To-Her Man."

-- Craig Ferguson, in his improvised monologue on the CBS television television show The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (I think it was the show that aired 2006-03-29)