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Thanks to Eowyn, the Shakespearean Hokey Pokey:

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from Heaven's yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.

Stuck in brain: corrupted jingle (and not even sure why it's there). I keep wanting to sing, "What would you do with a Klondike bar?" instead of "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

Okay, off to Balticon.