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"I feel like one of those mass murderers on death row. I never understood how the hell they got more chicks than I did. Now I know. They sold crap on eBay." -- a divorced bloke selling a wedding dress on eBay. (I hope someone archives the page after the auction ends and before the listing gets purged.) And from later in the page, "It isn't every day an average guy can make 50,000 people laugh." (I got the link from the Pentax mailing list, of all places.) Bitter and a bit misogynistic but amusing despite that.