This afternoon's
Three
Left Feet / Thrir Venstri Foetr performance for a bunch
of schoolchildren went pretty well, but I should've brought
more instruments for what turned into the show&tell
portion. (Overall good sign: lots of questions from the
kids. But I'd known I wasn't going to play very many
different instruments today and had packed accordingly, not
thinking there'd be time to talk about the histories of
various instruments.)
I got my first two cicada-splatters on my windshield
today. I haven't seen as many cicadas airborn as I'd
expected, so far. The windshield -- and hood ornament --
of the car I was driving seventeen years ago got pretty
disgusting. But I can hear 'em. Not at home, which feels
kind of odd ... my part of Baltimore doesn't seem to have
any cicadas at all, so I read what muy friends are writing
and remember what it sounded like in Bowie thirty four
years ago and Greenbelt seventeen years ago, but hear
only traffic and helicopters and too-loud stereos until
I drive someplace else.
And then I pass a major conglomeration of the ungainly
bugs, invisible in the trees beside the Gladys Noon
Spellman Memorial Parkway (aka the B-W Parkway) and it
sounds like the Pan-American Tambourine Orchestra and
all the affiliated regional student tambourine bands
have added a tutti accompaniment to whatever song I'm
listening to on the radio.
Or I cruise up I-95 at 30 meters per second, past a
many-miles-long stretch of cicada-populated trees
farther from the road than they are on 295, and I hear
that curious whistlerustlehisshum that certain transmission
problems or a bad wheel bearing can sound like, or maybe
a window open just the wrong amount, and because a ten-mile
stretch of landscape is making the sound, it's not like
I'm just driving past a loudthing and hearing the sound
recede in the distance ... and I mutter, "You red-eyed,
clumsy-winged bastards fooled me with that trick seventeen
years ago, but this time I know it's y'all and not my car
that I'm hearing, so this time I'm not pulling over
to check. No, really, I'm not. No."
Or walking to my car to drive home from someplace,
I hear, from every direction and thus no direction,
that sound which cannot be concisely described as
other than "that science-fiction movie sound", as
referred to by some of my friends.
I copied that Roosevelt quote -- "To announce
that there must be no criticism of the president, or
that we are to stand by the president right or wrong,
is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally
treasonable to the American public" -- onto a postcard
and mailed it to Tom DeLay. (I sent one to Nancy
Pelosi as well, just to let her know what I thought
of DeLay's criticism of her criticism of Bush.) I'd
love to know how many copies of it he's received
by now. (I'm assuming mine won't make much of an
impression beyond incrementing the statistic by one,
but trying to convey the message by thinking it
very loudly in his direction was getting tiring,
so I spent 23 cents to snail-mail it.)
Assorted randomishness ... I guess I'm not
allowed to complain about the slowpokes in front
of me if they're already exceeding the speed limit,
huh? ... Last night's thunderstorm swept in
before I'd gotten windows closed, so I spent
some time wiping the rain off the floor, but even
though that made me late to rehearsal, at least I wasn't
on the road when the upside-down SUV I passed
became upside-down. (It was on the northbound side
of I95 and the sight of it made the other southbound
drivers around me act very strangely (and annoyingly
and, ironically, dangerously) for the next dozen miles.
Fortunately northbound traffic was moving again when
I headed home.) ... Odd shortages: the last three
stores I've been to have been out of Prilosec, which
means I'm going to be quite uncomfortable tomorrow
if I don't find some tonight; and TV Guide,
which recently switched from "our week starts on
Saturday and next week's issue is in stores on
Wednesday," to "our week starts on Sunday and next
week's should be in stores onm Thursday," has had
distribution problems ever since the change. I've
seen the week-just-ended still in stores on a Monday,
and I don't think I've seen the week-about-to-start
on sale on a Saturday night yet -- Thursday or
Friday? Forget about it ... today my house is
merely hot, not "would it be kinder to shave the
cat?" hot like it's been for the past few days.
(There are rooms Perrine has not wanted to follow
me into because they were too hot. She's been
practicing maximizing her exposed surface area.)
Thirty dollars to fuel a Honda Accord is
painful and (yes, I'm going to whine like a
fucking spoiled American here) just wrong
somehow. Isn't it supposed to be an economy car?
(It's got "sport" and "economy" settings on the
transmission; I have not yet even tried the
"sport" setting.) Admittedly it gets worse
mileage than I'd like (24 mpg instead of the
30 mpg I'd hoped for), but it's not a land-yacht,
pimpmobile, muscle car, SUV, van, or truck.)
Well I know I'm not alone in feeling the pinch
and the ensuing fryustration. Last night one of my
cousins emailed (forwarded, I presume, based on the
overall writing style, the all-caps screaming, and the
phrasing of one paragraph in particular) a message
recruiting people to participate in a gasoline-price
protest. Not the "nobody buy gas in this date" thing
(which the email did refer to) -- this one asked
everyone to pay for their gas in pennies. Setting
aside the not-sure-I've-remembered-correctly bit about
pennies only being legal tender for amounts less
than $20, what's the point of punishing the
cashiers (and everyone behind you in
line!) for what is happening at least two stages
upstream? (The cashier's employer, the station
owner, is at the mercy of the oil company. I've
not compared the delta in the price of crude to
the delta in the price at the pump to see
whether the oil companies are ripping us off or
merely passing on the increased costs they have
to pay.) No, this amounts to pitching a
temper tantrum at the nearest convenient
target and then trying to call it a "protest" by
recruiting others to join you in your tantrum.
"I feel helpless because I'm frustrated by
something I can't control, so I'm going to go
ruin somebody else's day whether or not that person
has any control of the situation either." How
useful.
Wow, I guess I'm feeling sortakinda awake
today. Maybe I can start catching up on my
unanswered email from the past week. I wonder
whether I'll still feel alert when rehearsal
time rolls around three hours hence.