Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

"The squirrel screamed in anger. The Valkyrie screamed in ecstasy. I screamed in ... well ... I just plain screamed." -- Daniel Meyer, "Neighborhood Hazard (or: Why the Cops Won't Patrol Brice Street)"

Nota bene: if you've not yet read that story, you're missing a real side-splitter.