Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

An irreverent message of hope for what is the most important religious holiday in my calendar:

Jesus: "l34v3 m3 al0n3 j00 f00kn camp4rs!"
Campers: "pwn3d! Pwn3d!"
Pilate: "s0rry d00d, j00 r g3ttin' 0wnz0red."
Jesus: "fux0r!"

(later on Golgotha):

Jesus: "d4mn 1 4m 4t l1k3 one h34lth!"
Centurion: "pwn3d again!"

JESUS HAS DIED. CENTURION FRAGS = 24.

(3 days later):

Old Ladies: "WTF? w4r i5 t3h j35us?"
Angel: "ph33r n0t 4 h3 h4s r3sp4wn3d!"
Old Ladies: "r0x0r!"

This was apparently written by Fark user mzauberman, on 2003-12-08 (scroll down about a third of the way to find the comment where it appears), but the attribution got filed off early. The back-trace, in case anyone's interested (there are some great followup comments in some of these places): silmaril pointed out the copy posted to metaquotes by laura_kathleen that referred to an entry in kurtreznor's journal , who in turn mentioned that it had been posted to convert_me (by felisarcanum, who included the Fark URL).

I just loved the last three lines ... And now I know how to say Χριστος Ανεστη in 133t5p34k!