"[...] it's not like the fire department has a special
number you can call just for stupid fires. Maybe it should.
I felt an acute need for such a phone number today, someone
I could call and just say, 'Hey, if you guys have nothing to
do, no people to save, maybe you want to swing by and put
out this bush that's burning in our parking lot, get a
little fresh air, whatever. No rush.'" -- pouringsand,
2005-04-10