Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

From Chris Brown, as quoted by lpetrazickis:

I really think they should reinstate the shortest book in the NT, namely "The Corinthians Reply to St Paul". It goes like this:

1 Dear Saul of Tarsus

2 Please remove us from your mailing list.
   Love

3 The Corinthians