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"Most statisticians agree, however, that things in paintings are only 12% more likely to exist than things that aren't in paintings, and things in Renaissance era literature are actually 26% less likely to exist, [...]" -- from the Uncyclopedia article, "Weapons that don't exist but should" (under the heading, "Feather of Death")