"Nipple rings kind of freak me out. I always want to hang a tiny, tiny towel through them." -- Miss Alli, Television Without Pity, recap of The Apprentice season 2, episode 5 (page 2)
[I figure that since someone recently mistakenly referred to my having quoted it (they'd actually seen it in someone else's journal that day), and it definitely amuses me enough, I ought to go ahead and use it. If I ever get my nipples pierced, I'm going to have to make teeny towels for them, just because.]