Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

Two similar takes on a recent topic:

"'Pre-pregnant' - what a stupid phrase. By that yardstick, we're all pre-dead." -- rubian77, 2006-05-16

[Note that this recasts the attitude, "die young, leave a pretty corpse," as simply being prudent pre-emptive postmortem care.]

"There is a bright side in the CDC's announcement: If we're going to regard all females as pre-pregnant, then we can, as my friend Gomez points out, regard all virgins as merely pre-fucked." -- Dan Savage (thanks to sjo for pointing it out)