"I was just a sheltered, suburban geek, I'm working as a copy typist, and one day I'm just pushing paper and I look down and I think, 'Gosh, this sucks; I would rather be naked.'" -- Diablo Cody, author of Candy Girl : A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper, on the CBS television show The Late Show With David Letterman, 2006-04-06