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When I were a lad and new to my new employment, a cow orker told me our building was next to the 'Fuck & Run Company'. I swallowed the bait and stepped outside to find that next door was the 'Woodstock Screw & Bolt Company'." -- Murray Arnow, 2006-05-20, in the newsgroup alt.usage.english [Subject: "Re: Period after abbreviation [was: Re: spaces after a period (Was: Re: diff between sprintf() and fprintf())]"; Message-ID: lt;vAubg.29250$4L1.9186@newssvr11.news.prodigy.com>]