From the Quotation of the day mailing list, 2006-05-22:
Me no eat cookies.(submitted to the mailing list by Kelly Rollefson)
Me destroy cookies.
Me crush cookies.
Me mutilate cookies.
Me make it so no one get cookies.
Everyone right. Me really is cookie monster.
-- Andy F. Bryan, "Cookie Monster Searches Deep Within Himself and Asks: Is Me Really Monster?" in McSweeney's.