Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

From the syndicated comic strip 9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney, 2007-02-10:

Isabel, playing piano: "When I play Brahms, I like the feeling that I'm seducing him ... stealing him from his wife."

Amos: "Um ... Brahms never married."

Isabel, slumped over the piano: "Somehow his music just lost much of its challenge."

My cell phone vibrates when it rings or sounds a calendar alarm.

It just^[1] sounded the "move the car for street cleaning" alarm.

While Perrine was sitting on it.

[1] For some reason, the original attempt to post this, at 11:26, isn't showing up. But I didn't notice until now, 16:29. I may go backdate the entry later, but I'm going to leave it "current" for now.

I need a collective noun for illegal dirt bikes.

realinterrobang suggested "a herd of iron horses", to which I commented that these are more like iron ponies than iron horses ... but at the moment I'm leaning toward a "pod" of illegal dirt bikes (though I can't put my finger on why).

(Hmm. They're loud, so maybe a "loud" word. A "crash" of illegal dirt bikes?)

Suggestions?