"[President Bush is] so through-the-looking-glass on this war, because now all he's talking about is 'al Queda in Iraq'. Okay, there was no al Queda in Iraq before we invaded it and created a failed state. He's like [...] a guy who throws manure on you and then offers you protection from the flies." -- Bill Maher, on the NBC television show The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 2007-07-16