Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

"A Celtic banjo player flat picks everything. A Bluegrass banjo player puts jewelry on his fingertips to play. An Old Time banjo player puts super glue on his fingernails to strengthen them. Never shake hands with an Old Time banjo player while he's fussing with his nails." -- from "The Difference between Bluegrass, Old Time and Celtic bands, now finally explained!" (via a link shared on Facebook)

"Old Time and Celtic songs are about whiskey, food and struggle. Bluegrass songs are about God, mother and the girl who did me wrong. If the girl isn't dead by the third verse, it ain't Bluegrass. If everyone dies, it's Celtic." -- ibid.