"Is this stuff real science?
Or is it just fantasy,
That belongs in a place like
Bob Jones University?
Just close your eyes,
Don't think, just accept ID
I'm a game show host,
I don't know biology,
But this sleazy bunch, told me so,
It could be lies, how would I know?
So long as the check clears, it doesn't really matter to me,
To me."
-- the start of "Ben-Steinian Rhapsody" by MartinC, 2008-04-16 [The tune is well-known enough to be obvious from the title, the scansion, and the way the first verse ends, n'est-ce pas? The context is the movie Expelled.] It zings better in the fast bit right after the guitar solo:
"I've got a little animation of a cell,
When in haste, copy paste, yes indeed that was the plan, though-
Copyright infringement lawsuit noose is tightening on me-
[...]"