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"On not being a cat", by marnanel:

Were I a cat, my love, I'd leave each day
a single dying mouse upon your bed;
Yet, human, I must find another way
And honour you by leaving verse instead.

"Bark! Bark Bark Bark! Bark! Bark Bark!"
"Pepper, what are you barking at?"
"Bark Bark! Bark! Bark!"
"Oh! Oh crap, hope it holds still long enough for me to fetch the camera!"

(Mom's dog is a fraction of the size of this, but desparately wanted to be let out to give chase.)