Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

"It's so sad not to have Internet. It's like I'm living in the Dark Ages. I have to watch my soap operas on the television instead of on the computer." -- Sheepie's Mom (nearly 70) an hour after her Internet connection went out at one in the morning. (For additional context, this is someone who used to have to hide in an irrigation ditch when her town was being bombed.)