And this brings up a vital and urgent question: Why?
"Actually, it brings up several vital and urgent questions, though to be fair, most of them are just the word 'why' with varying degrees of capitalization, exclamation, and with different synonyms for 'motherfucker' appending them."
-- from "5 Urgent Questions About the Live Action 'Akira' Remake", by Robert Brockway, Cracked, 2011-03-30