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"I don't want to mow this lawn
 This planet that we're living on
 Will someday blow up and be gone
 I read it in a book
 
 [...]
 
 I'm gonna go downtown and hock everything I own
 I'm gonna buy some stock in Coppertone
 Yes, I plan to be a wealthy man
 On that day the Big Bang comes again."
    -- from "I Don't Want To Mow The Lawn", by Andy Breckman (He's considering a future rather more distant than 18:00-your-local-time today, but the current silliness did bring this song to mind.)