[Context: "Gov. Rick Scott's crusade to drug-test cash welfare applicants [...] was based on the misinformed and condescending premise that welfare recipients are more prone to use illegal drugs [...] Statistically, the opposite is true [...]"]
"Interestingly, the governor's pee-in-the-cup mandate doesn't apply to the one bunch that whizzes away more tax dollars than anyone else -- the legislators who pass such useless laws. I say line up all 160 of 'em for a patriotic whiz-fest at the Capitol clinic. You think more than 2.5 percent might test positive? Let's find out." -- Carl Hiassen, 2011-09-24 [heard about this column by way of the MSNBC television program The Rachel Maddow Show]