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"Some people will say that they want their son's penis circumcised (or uncircumcised) because otherwise 'they'll look weird' depending on whatever the parents are used to themselves. Newsflash: They all look weird. Because they're penises. And there's no amount of trimming, bedazzling, and tea-cozying that will change that." -- Jenny Lawson, 2011-09-15 [thanks to the friend who quoted this in a locked entry earlier]