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"Once I walked outside my house in Pearland and found a human boob. I thought a serial killer had cut it off and left it there, but, turns out it was just a really messed-up mushroom. It did look exactly like a real boob though, nipple and all, and so I took pictures of it and wrote a post about how it might be a message from God, and then the story got picked up by an online atheist magazine. Several people yelled at me for not taking God seriously enough. Then God and I had a good laugh at those people because any God awesome enough to leave a boobie on my lawn would totally get my sense of humor." -- Jenny Lawson, aka The Blogess, in an interview by Jason Sheeler in Houston Magazine 2012-04-23