Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

"We're considering ways to make the bird feeder less attractive to the squirrel population. Unfortunately the only working squirrel-exclusion method is to set up something which causes the squirrels to point and laugh so hard at the idea this should somehow slow them down that they roll up into giggling balls of fluff and roll downhill into the neighbor's yard, where they don't unroll for days, after which they wander off to tell their friends about it, and before long flood the neighborhood with balls of cackling fuzz. It's a tough standard to set." -- austin-dern, 2012-12-01