"That's when Hailey's school bus pulled up and I waved at her, and the bus driver seemed sort of disturbed, but probably only because I looked so realistic that she wasn't sure if it was safe to leave Hailey there with me. Victor agreed, but not for actual bear-related reasons. Hailey, however, thought Beartrum was totally bad-ass, and that's when I decided that from now on I'd only hang out with eight-year-olds, because they still understand the whimsical joy of silliness, and they're too young to call the authorities on you." -- The Bloggess (Jenny Lawson), 2013-09-17 (take the time to click through and read the whole thing. Really. Wait, put down your beverage first.)