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"It's not my fault the world is ridiculous!" -- Captain's Fancy Valentine Sweetheart, in Skin Horse by Shaenon K. Garrity & Jeffrey C. Wells, 2015-05-19

[I believe the same line can also be correctly attributed to several of my friends regarding the world we live in. (To be fair, it really isn't Sweetheart's fault -- it'd be the fault of Garrity & Wells. As for my friends and the real world ... well, we didn't create all of the absurdity -- much of it predates us.)]

[Yes, that's Sweetheart. Yes, she's usually a dog. If you're confused, back up to 2014-09-22.]