Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

"Under etymologocracy, political parties will behave like parties. Everyone will be gathered in the kitchen of the Houses of Parliament, except for one person who is passed out drunk on the stairs, and the government will provide bowls of crisps on every street corner. The ruling party has to bring the cake. If it's a coalition, Battenberg cake." -- from Helen Zaltzman's The Allusionist, 2015-05-06 ( transcript). Entire episode is only nine minutes long, if you want a quick trip through some election-related etymology. Learn why campaigning would be done entirely outdoors under etymologocracy.