This comment thread on the Skin Horse strip from 2016-05-14 entertained me a great deal, and I couldn't decide on one piece of it to grab:
"Paul Bunyan was really an ordinary-sized mad lumberjack in a giant robot lumberjack suit." -- evilmidnightlurker
"The giant blue ox, though, that was real." -- BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
"Genetically engineered! How else was it blue?" -- DetektheBard
"What other color would it be, if not blue? An ox that big canât possibly be getting proper oxygen flow to its extremities. Square/cube law can be a bitch like that." -- BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
( counter- and counter-counter-arguments continue... )