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"You can't drive cats crazy because they are already." -- barticle35, 2016-08-31

"I've caught the red dot. It lives inside a little metal tube. I've managed to trap it inside and make it do my bidding." -- Coyoty, 2016-08-31

Both quotes are from comments under that day's Breaking Cat News strip.