"Are bulbasaurs dinosaurs, or are they synapsids? I keep referring to them as onion dinosaurs, but every time I do, I imagine a paleontologist giving me a disappointed look. Some people have a little voice in their head that serves as their conscience. I have a panel of cranky curators." -- Emily Finke, 2017-04-23 [emphasis added to highlight the part I really wanted to quote -- the rest is there for context]