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From Freefall by Mark Stanley, 2017-06-26:
| police officer: | Not only has every attempt failed, you often corrupt the people trying to rehabilitate you. |
| Sam Starfall: | What can I say? I'm fun and educational. |
[This reminded me of the time Jehova's Witnesses came to my door, and asked, "Do you believe God has a purpose in mind for you?" When I said yes, I do, they followed up with, "Do you know what it is?" And I was so very tempted to offer them an apple.]