Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

"Don't push that button! Jesus, Ron!
 Don't push that button! Or we're gone.
 I know you hate the 'Russkies,' and wish they'd go away,
 But dodging falling A-bombs would just ruin our whole day!
 Don't push that button! Jesus, Ron!
 Don't push that button! Or we're gone.
 A war would be the worst thing our world had yet endured.
 Destruction would be mutu'lly assured."
  -- from "He Asked a Question" by Roger Clendening II (to the tune of Duane Elms' "Don't Push That Button")