"A bairn in ma fitba literacy class last week answers 'Guid is anither word fir brilliant is it no?' Anither twa bairns say, 'Ma mum says Ave no to speak Scots.' Tell yir mum that bairns wha can speak twa tongues hae better results in tests!!" -- Wullie Oliphant (OliphantWullie), 2020-02-02