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"When an article says "some scientists think" then remember this: I, a scientist, once thought I could fit a whole orange in my mouth. I could, it turns out, get it in there, but I hadn't given sufficient thought to the reverse operation.

"I should also, on reflection, have practiced in private. I had an audience, which grew as my initial satisfaction at an hypothesis well proven, slipped rapidly through stages of qualm, disquiet, then alarm (mild through severe) and ended in full blown panic."

-- John Kennedy (micefearboggis), 2022-08-03 (go read the whole thread -- from the "at least we know he survived and prospered" point of view, it gets screamingly funny, but I don't want to give away spoilers beyond the obvious "yes, it got stuck".)