Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

The start of a Twitter thread by Glen Weldon (ghweldon), 2018-12-22:

MARY: How's the room?

JOSEPH: Um ... rustic.

MARY: It's clean, though?

JOSEPH: Well, it's not immaculate. (To self) But then who is.

MARY: Hm?

JOSEPH: Nothing.

MARY: A BARN?

JOSEPH: A bungalow!

MARY: A STABLE?

JOSEPH: A cabin!

MARY: THAT... IS AN OXEN.

JOSEPH: "Ox." There's just one.

[MOO]

JOSEPH: Nope ok two sorry my bad

MARY: You didn't call ahead?

JOSEPH: Yeah about that see I sort of figured the omniscient omnipotent being whose son you're carrying might you know HANDLE THE LOGISTICS

ANGEL: Need anything? Tiny bottled water?

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It goes on to get more chaotic from there -- go read and enjoy! (Also rolled up on one page via ThreadReaderApp, and reposted 2021-12-24)

[A happy Christmas Eve and seventh day of Chanukah (8th candle tonight) to everybody celebrating one or the other of those!]