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From the syndicated comic strip 9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney, 2007-02-03 (one of a series of strips labelled "A Locutionary Field Guide to Earth (the hard little planet with the soft center)"):

Deceit, noun:

A dog rolls on the carcass of a dead possum in order to deceive other animals regarding his identity as a dog.

A man lolls in the scents of a church in order to deceive himself regarding his identity as a thief, an adulterer, and a liar.

The difference is that the dog does not first have to endure being bored by the possum.