Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

It was after hearing one of my Mac-using acquaintances say "My computer is giving me 'sad Mac'" that I realized that it isn't that the Mac doesn't crash, it's that they make it so you can't talk about it without sounding like a three-year-old, so Mac users are just too embarassed to say so. -- doubleplus (thanks to sjo)