"I don't get why we're having a war. I mean, if Bush owns Texas, that means he owns all that oil they farm there, right? So why do we need the oil in Arabia? I mean, it probably costs a fortune just to drive the stuff over here, what with the price of gas and all." -- from a post on Usenet quoting a Dilbert newsletter ... actual speaker attribution missing.
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