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Justin du Coer apologized to Lewis Carroll and posted this today:

Twas Christmas, and the panicked droves
The mallstore's fierce parking would brave:
For sacking of the treasure-troves,
Receipts of gift to save.

"Beware the Shopping Cart, my son!
The open maw, the wheels that catch!
Beware the Store Cashier, who at
You credit card will snatch!"

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Go to his journal and read the rest of it.