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From the television show Gilmore Girls (episode "Bridesmaids Revisited"):

Paris: Men suck.

Rory: They do suck.

Paris: Can't count on them. They never have your back.

Rory: No, they don't.

Paris: They make you love them, and then ... they let you down, and you're walking around with a stomach ache for the next six months.

Rory: Is that how long it lasts?

Paris: I don't know. I hope it's only six months.

Rory: Yeah, me too.

(For folks familiar with the show and the characters, it's worth noting that these lines are delivered much more slowly than the rapid speech the show is known for.)