Oh Hell. Perrine just discovered that my keys make jingly noises when she plays with them. I hope I can find them in the morning when I need them.
(Chanting, "Do not assume intent where shiny and jingly are sufficient explanation ... Do not assume intent where shiny and jingly are sufficient explanation ... Do not assume intent where shiny and jingly are sufficient explanation ... Do not assume intent where shiny and jingly are sufficient explanation ... Do not assume intent where shiny and jingly are sufficient explanation ... Do not assume intent where shiny and jingly are sufficient explanation ..." Even if she did try to tell me to go to bed just beforehand. And even if she is smart enough to know that I need the keys when I go away and leave her alone. Nah; shiny and jingly is sufficient explanation...)