Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

I worry why you're asking. In my ideal world, you wouldn't need to find superlatives for crappiness (and, to be perfectly honest about it, neither would I). *grin*

I have to go with "craptacular," myself. "Craptastic" is just kind of tacky. It's crap-o-matic!