Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

On the morning of the New Year For Trees, I offer you aliza250's explanation of the branches of Judaism (from 2005-12-22):

• Orthodox Judaism thinks that Halacha is statically linked.
• Conservative Judaism thinks that Halacha is dynamically linked.
• Reform Judaism thinks that Halacha is interpreted.

(To which spandox_reader added:

• Christianity thinks that Halacha is a template class
• Atheism thinks that Halacha has syntax errors

and a few other people extended the metaphor in another direction.)