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posted by [personal profile] eftychia at 05:26am on 2006-06-19 under

"It's ironic. Guns are wholesome and can be bought at Walmart. Dildoes are evil and illegal [in Alabama, Georgia, and Mississippi]. I never heard of anybody's kid dying because they found mommy's dildo." -- [livejournal.com profile] ginamariewade, 2006-06-15

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posted by [identity profile] badmagic.livejournal.com at 01:35pm on 2006-06-19
So a gun firing dildoes would be morally neutral?
 
posted by [identity profile] jmax315.livejournal.com at 02:05pm on 2006-06-19
Nah. Sex trumps everything; a gun firing dildos (side game note: Don't ever let Gino near this idea...) would be an immoral, nasty, Godless pre-version of Wholesome American Values.
 
posted by [identity profile] badmagic.livejournal.com at 05:28pm on 2006-06-19
So, save this idea for Low Life then?

(lessee, FAAPLS: Fully Automatic Anal Probe Launch System: Damage 1D10, barbed (+1D10 on hit with a raise,) area effect (large cone template,) limited use (only against targets with anii,) limited ammo.)
 
posted by [identity profile] selki.livejournal.com at 02:28pm on 2006-06-20
I shall mention Ken Russell's Crimes of Passion (Kathleen Turner, Anthony Perkins) and say no more, so as not to give away spoilers.
 
posted by [identity profile] kara-h.livejournal.com at 02:15pm on 2006-06-19
...which makes as much sense as a loving couple that will
stay together for years (and happen to be the same sex)
being destructive of marriage, but an opposite-sex
couple that gets married on a whim and divorces 24
hours later supports it.
 
posted by [identity profile] stacis-leak.livejournal.com at 08:01pm on 2006-06-19
This is vaugely reminiscent of something my Father once said.

There was a film released called young adam in which one scene showed Ewan McGregor's naked penis.

The American version had the scene cut but the British edit still had it in.

As my dad said "Just look at the violence in American cinema and they cut THAT. They probably wouldn't have minded if Arnold Schwarzenegger had burst in through the window, torn it off and eaten it."
 
posted by [identity profile] shirad.livejournal.com at 09:02pm on 2006-06-19
Yup.
 
posted by [identity profile] aliza250.livejournal.com at 11:32pm on 2006-06-19
Cars kill more people in this country than guns, but both are accepted parts of the culture.

Of course, I now live in a state where you can buy beer and wine in just about every grocery store.
 
posted by (anonymous) at 03:41am on 2006-06-21
This is the second time I read that quote and got "Diodes are evil and illegal..." Guess I'm just worried in case I have to build a radio in Alabama, Georgia, or Mississippi.
 
Ok, even funnier now that I read the header bar for your LJ. P.S. That Was Me.

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