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"The Mediterranean is also commonly confused with a vagina because of their many similar characteristics, listed as follows:

hot

wet
small opening at one end one must squeeze through

entry is easier if you placate the power just above the opening

all the way in is a place that has birthed entire races
said area also erupts in periodic bloodshed

-- from the Uncyclopedia entry about the vagina

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[beats you vigorously about the head and shoulders with a large boffer]

*phbbbbbbt*!

best,

Joel

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I'd never thought of it that way. Still, a man's point of view. It's better than cloaca, I think. He's not building a temple over a sewer. He's not thinking of sewer at all. It's nicely respectful.

Men don't have vaginas. Or any of that other stuff that complicates women's lives. This outlook is (smartly) sympathetic.

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