"Teach a man to fish, and you've helped one man. Set up a self-sustaining institution that will be annually teaching thousands of people to fish for centuries to come and, well, now you're starting to make things happen." -- Todd Masco, 2006-06-29 (on a mailing list; quoted by permission)
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"Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a few hours. LIGHT a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
Because I'm twisted like that.
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Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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...like overfishing and the collapse of marine ecosystems!
Sometimes, you just can't win :)
(I think the reason every commentator so far has been silly is that there's something prima facie hilarious about fish. Especially pregnant farting fish that poop gold coins... No wait, where was I going with this?)